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Jan 26, 2012

The Doormat Riddle - Challenge

This is a travesty.

There are apparently no such things as doormats with "Speak friend and enter" on them. Neither in English, nor in Elvish.

Underwear, yes. Doormat? INCONCEIVABLE! 

This must be corrected.

This WILL BE corrected. I'll be doing this at some point in the near(ish) future.

1 comment:

  1. The underwear surprised me; the doormat did not. I thought of it years ago, and I absolutely encourage you to get it done. It would be nice--if unconventional--for the mat to actually resemble Moria's door in its shape and vertical orientation. It would also be okay to compress it horizontally to fit a conventional doormat template for, say, apartment dwellers, but that would be less fun. If you can swing it, offer your customers a choice of scripts, either Latin alphabet for English or Tengwar for Elvish. Good luck in your endeavor!


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