There are apparently no such things as doormats with "Speak friend and enter" on them. Neither in English, nor in Elvish.
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| Underwear, yes. Doormat? INCONCEIVABLE! |
This must be corrected.
This WILL BE corrected. I'll be doing this at some point in the near(ish) future.
The underwear surprised me; the doormat did not. I thought of it years ago, and I absolutely encourage you to get it done. It would be nice--if unconventional--for the mat to actually resemble Moria's door in its shape and vertical orientation. It would also be okay to compress it horizontally to fit a conventional doormat template for, say, apartment dwellers, but that would be less fun. If you can swing it, offer your customers a choice of scripts, either Latin alphabet for English or Tengwar for Elvish. Good luck in your endeavor!
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